Funny T-Shirts. Part 1

If you know any Amish people, then you’ll probably have to get this for them. Chances are, they don’t know about the internet yet.

Oh the humani-t-shirt.

Get it? Intense? In … tents? Camping can also be done in cabins but that’s not as punny.

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it’s easy to do, just follow these steps.

They say he only has a year left, too.

Here’s the funny thing. Even though we put this description on here explaining that we know that’s not the flag for Greece and that’s the joke, we’ll still get about two or three emails a week telling us that we’re idiots for mixing up countries.

Hey, if it can play Oregon Trail, its all right by me.

Spend your allowance money on this to remind yourself of your roots.

Because it’s just unsafe to manage large ghost ships by yourself.

This is so nice… soft… and comfortable…

You may want to rent the DVD just in case they quiz you on major plot points before making out.

Everyone knew the turtles were radical. But this is the kind of thing Splinter tried to warn them against. Honestly, this is too real. April O’neil can’t sleep at night.

The greatest combination of 80’s TV and Jerry Maguire since our “SHOW ME THE HONEY!” Winnie the Pooh shirt.

I guess this shirt is a booby trap for wannabe grammar police. “Hey”, they’ll whine, “did you know that your shirt uses the possessive ‘your’ when it should use the contraction ‘you’re’?” At which point you’ll shake your head, mutter the words on your shirt, and walk away.

Absolutely brilliant. People will look at you and be like “Wha… wha… Wow.” Then you’ll look at yourself in a mirror and think to yourself that you’re not only handsome, but awesome as well.

This t-shirt is symbolic.

Finally a political shirt that tells it like it is.

This shirt has definite star power.

One ring to rule them all, one ring to fry them.

When wearing this shirt there are no apologies necessary.

Save this shirt for marriage.

It’s time we face the facts America: WE ARE READY FOR A FEMALE (TEENAGE SUPERSTAR) PRESIDENT!

He says he wont run but the adorable VP needs another 4 years. Let him know you support him for President in 2008. And this time he wont have Bush Jr. holding him back!

Polly want a t-shirt?